Scene 1: *John, fresh from breakfast, enters his tour bus talking to his mother on the phone.*
JM: So I tell Romo, "Whatever, you can have her. Hope you enjoy sloppy seconds, tell me if you can still smell my balls on her."
Drummer: Wait wait wait!
JM: Oh I uh...just... sorry. (turns away) No seriously I totally said it.
Scene 2: *John and his drummer sit awkwardly across the table from each other at lunch with the rest of the band.*
JM: I didn't get a spoon.
Drummer: What? oh I... oh. Here I'm not us-
JM: No hey don't...don't...I got i-
Drummer: OK
JM: OK
(10 seconds of silence)
JM: Is there a reason you feel the need to get completely naked when you do it?
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