Enough with the fucking pretzels. Nothing ruins a solid party mix like pretzels. Much less stale, half-assed attempts at pretzels. Chex? Awesome. Rice balls? Fantastic. Bagel Chips? Well done. Pretzels? Fuck off. No matter what flavor you make your mix, your definition seems to include cheap salty abominations of snack food. Tropical party mix? Shouldn't be salty. Cheesy party mix? Not Salty. Chocolate-fucking-peanut-butter? NOT. FUCKING. SALTY.
Signed,
Hue Grand
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2 comments:
this is pretty good
i like the pretzels...
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