John Mayer Walks in on his drummer Masturbating

Scene 1: *John, fresh from breakfast, enters his tour bus talking to his mother on the phone.*

JM: So I tell Romo, "Whatever, you can have her. Hope you enjoy sloppy seconds, tell me if you can still smell my balls on her."

Drummer: Wait wait wait!

JM: Oh I uh...just... sorry. (turns away) No seriously I totally said it.

Scene 2: *John and his drummer sit awkwardly across the table from each other at lunch with the rest of the band.*

JM: I didn't get a spoon.

Drummer: What? oh I... oh. Here I'm not us-

JM: No hey don't...don't...I got i-

Drummer: OK

JM: OK

(10 seconds of silence)

JM: Is there a reason you feel the need to get completely naked when you do it?