Unhelpful Reviews for Movies You've Already Seen

It's been a while since we got a chance to go to the theater here at Tiger Got..., so feel free to read reviews for movies you've already seen by somebody without the necessary credibility.

There Will Be Blood

There, well, wasn't that much blood. There was, however a milkshake, which will soon be the next reason you hate the internet. I'll go ahead and warn everybody ahead of time:

"I drink your milkshake"= Wuzzzuuup!

Rating:
2 Cowboy Goldblums (out of 4)


Schindler's List

"Hue, you aren't going to make fun of this movie, are you?"

No. I'm not. Except that spellcheck suggests "swindler's" instead of "Schindler's." *TeeHeeHee* Jewish stereotypes.

Rating:
4 Respectful Goldblums (out of 4)

The Departed

Good up until Matt Damon died. Oh, you haven't already seen this one?

Rating:
3 Slightly Overrated Goldblums (out of 4)